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Tripping in Taipei 2: night markets, tree huts and do it yourself podiatry

Wat te doen in Taipei - baoan temple man poseert met zwaard
Wat te doen in Taipei - Trekken rond Pin Xi met Tour Me Away

As proven in my masterful previous article, Taipei has a lot on offer for the alert traveller. It’s a pleasure to get lost in its maze of streets and alleyways, and there’s always something to see or eat while you’re at it. Tired of the crowds and need some open space? No worries! It’s a pleasant stroll along the river, and there are nice parks spread out all over the city. Some of them are former industry grounds that were reclaimed as green spaces. The old warehouses now serve as quirky art galleries and bars – perfect locations for the dedicated people spotter. If you want some actual wild nature, you’ll have to move out of the city. A relatively short public transport trip is all you need for that. It’ll take you to the coastline, to roaring waterfalls or to fantasy landscapes full of woods and steep rock climbs. Sadly this is not a hiking blog, and my prose isn’t developed enough to keep a four hour nature walk interesting without having to resort to pretentious poetic cliches. This is why you’ll just get four extra things to try out in central Taipei instead. It can’t be Christmas every day people. It just can’t.


1. Let Peggy take you to the night market

Wat te doen in Taipei - stinky tofu eten op de Jingmei Night Market
Wat te doen in Taipei - Jingmei Night Market

Before I visit a new city, I always check whether there are any free guided tours available. These are mostly led by students and volunteers, and not by your average facts regurgitating schoolteacher guide whose mere shadow is enough to make me run for the hills in panic after eight years of press trips. Free guides usually tell deeper and more personal stories. They are also exclusively paid in tips, which means they’ll have to either give it their absolute best or starve to death. Isn’t capitalism fun? There are two major players organising these tours in Taipei: and

“Stinky tofu makes the whole street smell like an open sewer full of drowned, decomposing pigs, but nearly everyone here seems to think it’s the ultimate delicacy.”

The culinary walk by Tour Me Away is the one that I most fondly remember. The Hunger Games tour takes you to the bustling Jingmei night market. There, you’ll be welcomed by Pei-Ru – Peggy for those of you who can’t remember Asian names – who will take you through the market wearing short shorts and an eternal smile, while she’ll treat you to some of the local delights. Most of what she presented me with was genuinely tasty. Even the chicken hearts on a stick were edible, and gave me the awesome inner strength of the laying hen. The only truly horrific dish was stinky tofu. It makes the whole street smell like an open sewer full of drowned, decomposing pigs, but nearly everyone here seems to think it’s the ultimate delicacy. This said: Peggy is the best, and I don’t think I’ve laughed out loud more anywhere in Taiwan than during her tours.


2. Enjoy the view

uitzicht op Taipei 101 vanaf Elephant Mountain
Wat te doen in Taipei - Elephant Mountain Panorama

Getting to the top of Elephant Mountain is one of the most popular hikes in Taipei. All of the city’s classic panorama shots are made from this spot. Getting there is easy. The subway basically stops at the start of the path. The climb itself is a bit more challenging and can get a little rough on untrained legs, especially when it’s hot and humid. But when you manage to get there without fainting, you’ll be able to enjoy a truly magnificent view with the iconic Taipei 101 in the foreground. You won’t be alone though. If you want to make decent pictures at sunset, you’ll have to come early or subtly push the weakest members of the crowd back down – survival of the fittest y’all.

I was a little late to occupy one of the preferred spots on the viewing platform, so I decided to crawl under it instead. The eventual result was more than worth the wait and mosquito bites. When I tried to get back down after dark a while later, some dude was crawling up the path in the opposite direction, doing a push-up on every step while being cheered on by a gathered crowd. “What an attention whoring asshole”, I thought, while I was already dreaming of the twenty fried dumplings I would soon stuff my pie-hole with yet again.


3. Torture your feet for your own good

Wat te doen in Taipei - Temple Bridge in 228 Peace Memorial Park
Wat te doen in Taipei - Heaven Road foot path in 228 Peace Memorial Park

228 Peace Memorial Park is a nice park with a difficult name that can be found right next to Chiang Kai-Shek’s pompous monument. This is where a group of civilians protesting government corruption was shot by police officers on 28 February of 1947. To alleviate the historic pain this massacre caused, the park was turned into a symbol of peace 50 years later, and that’s what it still is today. Under the beautiful old trees and pavilions, street musicians play their songs and locals gather to flee the urban rat race. Somewhere in the middle of the park is Heaven Road: a podiatric path with a criminally inappropriate name. It consists of oval, upwards facing stones, and according to the acupunctural map next to it, you’re meant to walk it barefoot.

“I personally suspect the Taiwanese to have constructed this path just in order to be able to laugh at a couple of dumb Westerners hurting themselves – while they sit around leisurely eating a sandwich.”

The stimulation of no less than 41 different pressure points in the soles of your feet should improve a whole list of physical problems – from a runny nose to a painful bum. Sadly, every step you take on this footpath to hell is excruciating torture and vastly overpowers the inconvenience of most known, non-fatal diseases. I personally suspect the Taiwanese to have constructed this path just in order to be able to laugh at a couple of dumb Westerners hurting themselves – while they sit around leisurely eating a sandwich. But hey, if you’re really looking for a miracle to get rid of that filthy STD of yours, you can always give it a try. At least you’ll get a nice trip out of it.


4. Sleep in an indoor tree house

Wat te doen in Taipei - Star Hostel common room
Red House in Taipei

I really like hostels, mostly because I often travel alone. You won’t get me into anymore dorms –  I got too old to sleep next to four snoring, piss-drunk Germans – but having my own little room is always cosy. This way I can be social when I feel like it, but I can also isolate myself from the outside world when my contempt for today’s society reaches the appropriate level.

While in Taipei I stayed in Star Hostel – most likely the best hostel I’ve ever visited. It’s located on the fourth floor of an apartment building, in a little street full of restaurants and shops. After checking in, you leave your shoes in the lobby. In exchange you’ll get a couple of snug slippers to help everything stay clean. They’ve also constructed a couple of large wooden structures with multiple floors in the common rooms, and stuffed them with fluffy pillows for you to dose on throughout the day. The staff is young, enthusiastic and hilariously witty. You’ll get a different kind of free and fresh breakfast every day, and a couple of times a week they take out the Nintendo Switch for a super intense Mario Kart tournament. If you know a better way to make new friends/arch enemies than to undeservedly win a race by using the spiny shell in the last lap, you tell me. There’s a Polaroid of me on the lobby wall by the way. Find it, make a picture of it and send it to me for a small imaginary present.

There, that was everything I wanted to share about Taipei. Did I forget anything? Do you want to add something to the story? Feel like congratulating me on my splendid work? Think I’m a borderline idiot who needs to hang himself with his internet cable before daring to post another shit article like this one? Do let me know in the comments below.

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  • Reply
    December 20, 2018 at 3:01 am

    When i was quite young, i learnt how to speed read. Unfortunately, having speed reading capabilities doesnt necessarily mean i actually absorb what i am reading. You should be proud that i sped read thru that AND took in what you wrote.
    Fine fine i enjoyed your article *thumbs*

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    Jonathan Ramael
    December 20, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Well I’m glad you liked it Lenie. :p

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